Two funny Johnny stories.
1. I grabbed John and kissed him on the forward. He went to Paul and said, "Mom kissed me on the forehead!" Paul answered, "eeww!" John said, "ew indeed."
2. Later on John was sitting next to Paul on the couch. Paul said in an irritated voice, "John, did you fart." John said, "No," pause, "I just popped out gas." We all cracked up laughing and I explained that it was the same thing.